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Subject: The Joke Machine
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femcat38 24.04.10 - 11:26pm
Pls add your jokes and share your Lols with the group. Laughter is the best medicine. Lol *
femcat38 24.04.10 - 11:41pm
What kind of Milk comes from a forgetfull cow? Milk of amnesia. *
femcat38 24.04.10 - 11:43pm
What was the bull doing sleeping in the paddock? Bull-Dozin. *
femcat38 24.04.10 - 11:45pm
How do you make a Milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick. *
femcat38 24.04.10 - 11:55pm
What do you call a cow with 3Legs=Lean Beef....... 2Legs=Side Of Beef....... 1Leg=Steak............................. No Legs=Ground Beef......... *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:13am
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him & start throwing rice. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:20am
Men are like Soap Operas. They are fun to watch for a while. But dont believe every thing you hear. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:26am
Why do men like Smart Women? Opposites Attract! *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:31am
How many men dose it take to make Popcorn? Four 1 to hold the pot & 3 to act macho & Shake the Stove. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:36am
A Horse gos into a bar & the bartender says Hey buddy Why the Long face? *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:40am
2 muf*ins are in an oven. 1 says to the other God its hot in here. The other 1 replies OMG Its a Talking muf*in. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:44am
Whats the difference between Erotic & Kinky? Erotic= Using a Feather. Kinky= Using the Whole Chicken. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 12:50am
1 night a Police Woman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says Anything You Say Can & Will Be Held Against You. He replies ? *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:09am
Please turn your mobile phone upside down or if you have a computer stand on your head now. Hurry. 37OHSSV O773H *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:19am
Your Birth Certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Fail *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:22am
Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:29am
I went to your wap site just now & I Cant Enter because the sign says Attractive People Not Allowed. Please Take The Sign down next time. Ok. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:36am
This is your Mobile Phone Operator. We just found out your to dumb to use your phone. So Please Put Your Phone on the Ground & Start Jumping on it. Thankyou. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:47am
Girls are like phones. We love to be held & talked to but if you press the wrong b*tton youll be disconected. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:49am
How do U kp a txtr in suspense? Ill tel U l8r. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:52am
Always remember Your Unique just like everyone else. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:53am
I heard you took an IQ test & they said the results were negative. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 01:58am
How many letters in the alphabet? 19 cause ET went home on a UFO & the FBI went after him. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:00am
Inflexibility is the hallmark of a Tiny Mind. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:07am
Its better to let someone think your an Idiot than to open your mouth & prove it. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:12am
What did the bartender say to the Jumper Cables when they walked into the bar? Ok You 2 Dont Start Anything. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:17am
Right now Im having Amnesia & Deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:19am
Just reminding you there is a very fine line between a hobby & Mental Illness. Get Well Soon. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:23am
We will now Upgrade Your Brain. Please wait...Searching...Searching...Still Searching...SORRY NO BRAIN FOUND. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:26am
Sorry...I dont date outside my Species. *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:29am
Am I getting Smart with you? How would you know? *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:35am
It was an accident Officer. I was cleaning my fingernails with a hunting knife & he ran into me backward, 17 times....Honest! *
femcat38 25.04.10 - 02:38am
There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through the Suitable application of High Explosives. *
shineboy 29.04.10 - 04:33am
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on! So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, That's disgusting! Then the waitress says, You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts.
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shineboy 29.04.10 - 04:33amA man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on! So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, That's disgusting! Then the waitress says, You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts. *
ryan_x 29.04.10 - 01:03pm
UNIVERSAL TRUTH
When girls wear tight fittings.
Neither they are comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable... !! *
ryan_x 29.04.10 - 01:07pm
In a bar one guy says 2 the other guy.
I slept with ur mama last night
The whole bar was shocked and waiting 4 the other guy's responce
The other guy replied.
Lets go home daddy, you are drunk. *
ryan_x 29.04.10 - 01:15pm
Rape is not a crime its just a surprise...
He came at night.
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
He bit,s*cked,swa11owed
When he was satisfied,
He left,i was hurt,
blood. . . .MOSQUITO!!! *
pheniox 3.05.10 - 11:50am
What do u call a deer with no eye, no idea, what u call a deer with no eyes and no legs, still no idea, what do u call a deer with no eyes no legs and no ba11s...... Still no en idea *
pheniox 3.05.10 - 11:52am
Whats the difference between a blonde and a computer, a computer dose not laugh at a 3.5 inch floppy *
shineboy 19.05.10 - 02:54am
Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years, and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well. One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at the other and says, I realize we've known each other for many years, but for the life of me, I just can't bring it to mind... would you please tell me yourname again, dear? There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other lady responds, How soon do you need to know? *
frodob18 7.09.10 - 02:26pm
What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? DAM!!! *
frodob18 7.09.10 - 03:06pm
Why dont aliens eat clowns? because they taste funny. *
femcat38 13.09.12 - 06:29am
It's just too hot to wear clothes today, Jack says as he steps out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?
Probably that I married you for your money, she replies. *
femcat38 13.09.12 - 06:30am
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Roflmao... *
femcat38 13.09.12 - 06:37am
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy... *
kiwi3 2.10.12 - 12:34pm
what do u call a sheep with no legs... a cloud :) *
chrsylyn 10.10.12 - 02:59pm
A widow just bury her husband an come to check her email. Mean while a man check into hotel an deside to email his wife but send it the widow instead. The widow lady check her mail an faint.her son come to her ade.look at pc screen that read. Hi hun i just reach the view is grt an am prepareing for ur arival tomarrow *
hamxahot 27.01.13 - 11:56am
hi
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chrsylyn 30.01.13 - 04:11pm
Wht did the celn say to the floor? stay safe i got u cover *
shineboy 31.01.13 - 07:06am
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