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Subject: Southern sayings
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frodob18 14.09.10 - 01:08pm
Its so dry here,the fish are knocking on the door,asking for a glas* of water He disappeared like a belch in a wind storm Iam so hungry i could lick the sweat off a cafeteria window Its so good,it would make a freight train take a dirt road! My stomachs full, but my mouth aint satisfied. That steak is so rare,a good vet could save it! You cant chew with somebody elses teeth. Thats like trying to sneak sunup past a rooster. Its like trying to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope. If you shake his hand,count your fingers. That chillis so hot,it can make a cat pass a motorcycle. Hes as happy as a puppy wagging two tails. Folks who get all wrapped up in themselves,sure do make small packages. You will never get indigestion from swa11owing your own pride. Two heads are better than one-even if one is a knothead. If i knew i would live this long,I would have taken better care of myself. *
