You wokeup with a massive hangover in the lions enclosure at the zoo & swore you would never ever touch another drop of alcohole as long as you live.
You joined a nunnery just cause you like the clothes they wear & became an abbott with a habbit.
You were jumped & almost eaten by a hippopotomus who mistook you for a leafy green & thought he would add you to his diet.
You took up skinny dipping as a hobby in snow country.
You were abducted by aliens & only managed to escape by parra ing back down to earth & making a quick get away in your rubber chicken rocket car.
You wokeup at 7.55am after your bucks night naked & chained to the top of a tree in the forrest marked *CutDown/Shred 8am & suddenly realised that mabey your bestman wasnt realy your bestfriend after all.
You were kidnapped by a cult of realy ugly women who worshiped penguins & forced to be thier sx slave for 1 whole month wearing nothing but a white bow tie a pair of speedos & a smile.